Valentine's Day gift idea: Name a roach after that special (or not-so-special) someone

Courtesy of the Bronx Zoo:

Can't decide on what to get that special someone for Valentine's Day? Sometimes the answer is all around us, and right where it's been for millions of years—like cockroaches! How better to express your appreciation for that special someone than to name one of the Bronx Zoo's 58,000 Madagascar hissing cockroach after them? Best of all, when you purchase this unique gift, you'll help support the Wildlife Conservation Society and its five parks in New York City.

Something tells me I wouldn't be able to get away with a gift like this.