Fat guy sues White Castle over small seats

Some stories, like this one from New York, require no further comment:

A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.

Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people.

While you think of your own punchline to this story, sit back and enjoy this video of a guy cooking up a couple of beer-battered, deep-fried White Castle cheeseburgers.