Bacon inhaler

From the guys who brought you Bacon Lip Balm and Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes comes "the next quantum leap in bacon technology":

We call it BaconAir™, and it's a revolutionary new product that combines the deliciousness of bacon with the unrivaled health benefits of 95% pure Himalayan oxygen. Some of the benefits include:

Convenient and Easy to Use

Bacon Enters Bloodstream in Seconds

No Negative Pork Side Effects

No Calories, Fat or Stimulants

Non-Prescription ~ Recreational Use Only

Maximum Deliciousness

Really. Why breathe boring, flavorless air when you can breathe bacon-flavored air?

(via Now That's Nifty)