Squirrels Attack Unarmed College Students

War has broken out on the campus of the University of Louisiana at Lafayette. From KLFY News:

UL students are getting more than they wanted while simply trying to feed squirrels.

Campus squirrels have resorted to biting students, including one incident that occurred within the past month.

The bitings usually occur when students and teachers try to feed the animals. The squirrels mistake the reaching hands for food and attempt to bite.

"Mistake"? No. The squirrels know exactly what they're doing. I think it might be time for Governor Jindal to call in the Louisiana National Guard.