Everyone knows the Five-Second Rule. It states that if a piece of food falls on the floor and is retrieved within five seconds, it is safe to eat.
Of course, it's not set in stone because there are always other factors to consider. Thankfully, someone has come up with a handy flow chart to make it a little easier to decide whether or not one should consume grounded grub...
Except that it takes longer than five seconds to read this chart, unless you have it memorized prior to any eventuality of using it.
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