Technical Foul

Leave it to a former pro "wrestling" promoter to come up with an idiotic idea for an otherwise legitimate sport. Don "Moose" Lewis recently announced his plans to launch a new basketball league in June. According to the press release, "only players that are natural-born United State citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league."

There remains some speculation as to whether this is real or just some sick joke. Either way, it sounds like someone is just desperate for attention.