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Monday, November 24, 2008

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

If you're in Fort Lupton, Colorado, make sure you keep your radio turned down. And if you do happen to be cited for a noise violation, pray that you don't have to stand before Municipal Judge Paul Sacco.

What kind of medieval torture could you expect from this black-robed brute? Waterboarding? Thumb screws? The rack?

Worse. He just may sentence you to listen to Barry Manilow albums.

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