One Man's Art...

Clifford the Big Red Dog was nowhere near the vicinity, but that didn't stop a giant dog poo from wreaking (reeking?) havoc in Switzerland. Actually, the object in question was the work of demented American "artist" Paul McCarthy. He's best known for...uh...Let's just say that this was one of his more tame creations.

Breitbart reports that the huge inflatable dookie "blew away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before it landed again." At least it didn't hit the fan.

Okay, okay. Let's all try to resist our juvenile tendencies. As easy as it is to crack jokes, I realize that some people take these things very seriously. Art wasn't one of the things I studied in college, after all. I mean, what makes me qualified to be a critic? I wouldn't know a real dog dropping from a piece o fart.