Yesterday at 8:00 pm was Earth Hour. Did you remember to turn off all your non-essential lights and electrical appliances? If not, then you just might be one of those non-conformists hated so much by the pagan cult of Earth-worshipers. And I, for one, salute you.
I celebrated by throwing mercury-laced old compact fluorescent light bulbs in the trash. Then I filled my gas tank with E85 fuel that's produced by coal-powered ethanol refineries. I printed out a 1000-page research paper on the destruction of forests. Finally, I rode my bike over to the Hummer dealership.
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