The Fight Against Global Fattening

You just can't make this crap up:

Obesity needs to be tackled in the same way as climate change, a top nutritional scientist has said.

The chairman of the International Obesity Taskforce wants world leaders to agree a global pact to ensure that everyone is fed healthy food.

Professor Philip James said the challenge of obesity was so great that action was needed now, even without clear evidence of the best options.

He also called for stricter rules on marketing and food labelling.

These sniveling, sycophantic traffickers of tyranny won't rest until government agencies control every single aspect of our lives. Well, in my humble opinion, the nutrition Nazis who think they can tell us what we can and can't eat should be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Yeah, I'm hungry right now. What about it?!