Proof of Bigfoot Found on Mars!

A mysterious "creature" has been sighted on the Martian surface. My theory: It's the ever-elusive North American Sasquatch.

Sure, go ahead and laugh. But compare the image sent back from Mars to the famous Patterson film:

And I'm not the only one who thinks so. Really.

Pictures don't lie, people.

The bottom line is that we're probably dealing with a technologically advanced society of planet-hopping primates -- which, if you think about it, would explain why we have such a hard time finding them here on Earth.