- Giant Homer Simpson Prompts Pagan Backlash
A giant outline of Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was enough to make even pagans go "D'oh."
Painted opposite famous fertility symbol, the Cerne Abbas giant, the idea had been to plug the new Simpsons movie due out later this month.
But instead the image has incited the wrath of British pagans who have now pledged to perform "rain magic" to rid their sacred site of its unwelcome guest.
This reminds me of the time when Japanese scientists explaced...placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water, and then Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
ReplyDeleteWhatever his fans may think, it appears that the Cerne Abbas giant is quite fond of doughnuts.
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