"Eagluana"
"Spot"
"Patriotic Snake"
"Tiger Wabbit"
"Zebrino"
"Mouphant"
"Kangamoose"
(View other examples of unnatural selection here and here.)
"What are you drawing?"
"A liger."
"What's a liger?"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...bred for its skills in magic."
I wike da wittow tiguh wabbit.
ReplyDeleteI thought the liger was a figment of N.D.'s imagination until I saw a real one on the Discovery Channel (bred in captivity). The growth dysplasia that results from the cross-breeding makes them bigger than either a lion or a tiger! Hey...I wonder how big that tiger rabbit really is? Maybe that's tall prairie grass he's sitting in! Run away! Run away!